versaceslut:

"nicki and gaga hate each other"

ummmm??? then explain this

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kixxinq:

Me every single morning until school is over

kixxinq:

Me every single morning until school is over

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didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

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lookhowishineforyou:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

"And all guys who take AP classes and play sports are tasteful &great respectful young men"

lookhowishineforyou:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

"And all guys who take AP classes and play sports are tasteful &great respectful young men"

(Source: likemonuments)

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haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

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laugh-for-days:

nepetabread:

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYY

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Anyone else hear the guys voice in their head after reading the first line

(Source: cigarettajames)

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